Expert Poster needed to be extremely online


Join Us!

The Four Thieves Vinegar Collective is seeking someone who refuses to log off. If you are an experienced blogger, vlogger, slogger, or shitposter with a dank meme stash, we need your help. We are looking for people who have worked with video, audio, text, telepathy, astral projection, wheatpasting, semaphore, ASL, memes, sigils, fnords, and egregores. Mostly tho, we want someone who can monitor our socials, post content, and be up on the cool new things we are too old to have learned about.

Contact us: volunteerfourthievesvinegar.org

The ideal candidate may have zero or more of the following:

  • Experience running accounts on Mastodon, TikTok, Instagram, Peertube, and other similar things.
  • A mind and body that can go weeks or months without touching grass.
  • The ability to combine symbols such that they convey meaning.
  • Maybe you have moderated a forum or something? Used Hootsuite for a campaign? We dunno how these new-fangled socializing medias work.
  • A burning desire to seize the memes of production!

If you meet zero or more of the above criteria, we want to hear from you! Send an email to volunteerfourthievesvinegar.org and tell us who you are and how you might be able to contribute. Please include up to five (5) of your dankest memes in your introductory message.